October 2011
1 post
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
June 2011
6 posts
May 2011
7 posts
Short pilot of “Drugstory”, a French TV series written and directed by an old friend from the film school days.
April 2011
9 posts
Some things I like, some things I don’t.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
11 posts
6 a.m.
Paris, 6 a.m., just woke up from a dream.
It was my sister’s wedding. I believe we were in a church and some people were giving speeches. It was very crowded and for some reason I did not want to go up, face the audience, and say the few words I had written on a piece of paper that I was keeping in my hand.
There was a cute little kid running around carelessly between the benches, playing...
Paul-Henry Bizon, I know you are reading this.
– Mysterious man
Oh you have a boyfriend now? Oh shit sorry I didn’t know, I just called...
– Vincent Vargas
A computer without Microsoft Office? That’s completely useless, unless you...
– Gerald Ladoul
September 2010
11 posts
Aussies are really horny and really hot. Remember it used to be a British...
– Bashir Wardini
Teenage intimidation
Teenager: (staring, pointing, and giggling) excuse me, are you Russel Brand?
Me: no.
Teenager: really?
Me: really.
Teenager: (a few minutes later) are you sure you're not Russel Brand?
Me: are you sure you want to ask me that one more time?
Teenager: (mumbles something and leaves)