Teenage intimidation
| Teenager: | (staring, pointing, and giggling) excuse me, are you Russel Brand? |
| Me: | no. |
| Teenager: | really? |
| Me: | really. |
| Teenager: | (a few minutes later) are you sure you're not Russel Brand? |
| Me: | are you sure you want to ask me that one more time? |
| Teenager: | (mumbles something and leaves) |
